Category Archives: Humor

A Tradition of Excellence

I just heard there’s a guy who is hospitalized and in critical condition after being exposed to ricin in his Las Vegas hotel room two weeks ago. What hotel was he staying at? Why, an Extended Stay America of course! … Continue reading

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The Only Negative Thing I Could Ever Say About Steve Yzerman

Thanks, Wikipedia Also, this is the only known photo of Dominik Hasek standing on his feet (above and to the right of G-Dubbs).

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How Much Is Your Dead Body Worth?

I think we need more questionnaires like this one: The Cadaver Calculator Apparently, my dead body is worth $3575!

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I Would Watch "24" If It Were More Like This

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Theme Party: Acid Trip

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Help Wanted

Something totally unexplainable happened to me during lunch yesterday at Harry’s Hot Dogs on Randolph St. As I was studying the overhead menu board, I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around and saw a guy wearing a … Continue reading

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YOU SAW NOTHING

 

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23 Questions

I just finished Chuck Klosterman’s Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto. If you are unfamiliar with Klosterman, he used to be a writer for Spin magazine and has published a handful of books over the last six … Continue reading

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Classic

 

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Another Wrong Number

This woman just called me using *67, and left this message.

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